Would You Please Buy These Flowers, Miss

As I passed a group of laughing tipsy middle aged women on the way home from work, one of them holding a huge heap of bouquets said to me with a snigger, 'will you buy these flowers, miss, please. For the young man'.  - 'If only I had one'. - 'That's exactly what we'd say, too', rustled approvingy the middle-aged choir.